The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 05.16.09

So Maxim came out with their Hot 100 List, as I pointed out the other day, with Olivia Wilde at #1. Pfft… whatever… the top 10 was littered with babes who had coincidentally recently appeared on the cover of their magazine. That being said, they do know how to throw a party as a large chunk of the hottest American pieces of ass were in attendance at their event. Noticably missing though were #’s 1-8 & 10 on their list.

In order starting above, Ciara, Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian, Stephanie Pratt, Moon Bloodgood, Gabrielle Union, Shana Wall, Shannon Elizabeth, Joanna Krupa, Arielle Kebbel (dayum!), Dania Ramirez, Amanda Bynes, Audrina Patridge, Summer Altice, Laura Harring, Natasha Henstridge, Jordana Brewster, Tila Tequila, Olivia Munn, Vanessa Minnillo, Julianne Hough, Stacy Keibler, Taryn Manning, Lacey Schwimmer, Sophia Milos (dayum, again!), Melissa Rycroft, and some other babes I don’t recognize, but thought you should see anyway, cuz they’re hot. Feel free to identify them in the comments for the group. (BONUS! Some of the pics actually take you to MORE PICS! Sweeeeet…)

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The Week That Was…

• We got back in touch with Victoria Vanucci.
• Emmy Rossum blew our minds…
• Moon Bloodgood blew our pants…
• We met Kastyn Reid, Catarina Gouveia, Paulina Kostagiou …
• … Mariana Diarco, Dominka Paleta and Suzanne De Jong.
• Oh yeah, and we also met Yulia Snigir & Lyasan Utyasheva.
• Danielle Lloyd returned with her hand bra.
• Ashley Tisdale was in a bikini.
• As was Jesse Jane (OMG) and Leighton Meester (OMG again).
• We saw Jessica Biel’s stripper scene from Powder Blue.
• Bar Refaeli did some posing, Minka Kelly some stretching.
• Bert and Ernie kicked butt.
• I want a Louis Vuitton trunk and a jetpack.
• And we learned the top referee moments from the NBA Playoffs.

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on 205th recommends…

• Babes: Lisa Fleming in lingerie.
• Video: The French Lick Globetrotters?
• NSFW: Topless brunette at the beach.
• NSFW: Meagan Good slips a nip.
• Babes: Baltimore Ravens bikini calendar shoot.
• Babes: Miss COED: Seanna Mitchell.
• Video: The Breast Education.
• Babes: Tyra Banks nipple slip winner.
• Babes: Luisa Fernanda Raigosa is the Babe of the Day.
• Babes: Coco looks amazing in Smooth.
• NSFW: Daisy Marie is wicked hot.
• Babes: Tiffani Thiessen at some USA Network event.
• Babes: The women of Smallville.
• Stuff: Great moments in failed sobriety tests.
• Babes: Hotties getting drunk at bars.
• Video: Sexy Sara Varone.
• NSFW: Playboy Busty Babe Mary Piemonte.
• Babes: Holly Madison made the Guinness Book of World Records.
• Stuff: The best yearbook ever.
• Babes: Backshift Babes 19.
• Babes: Rachel Stevens is an English fox.
• Video: The 10 funniest superfans ever caught on camera.
• Babes: Russian a$$ photo is the new Internet sensation.
• Babes: Maja claims to have had an all chick fivesome.
• Babes: Stacy Keibler to host Infieldfest at the Preakness.
• Video: MANswers has what you want.
• Babes: Wake up with Fernanda Shornadie.
• Babes: Beyonce Knowles gets casual.
• Babes: Hayden Panettiere looking beautiful.
• Babes: WAG No. 336: Alexandra Dinu.
• Video: Incredible luck or good parking?
• Babes: Shannan Click for H&M.
• Video: Porn star Ashli Orion gives a fingerjob.
• Babes: Diane Kruger in Glamour magazine.
• Babes: Audrina Patridge and her big ole titties.
• NSFW: Michelle Marsh naked for Zoo.
• NSFW: Lana on a red couch.
• Babes: Eva Longoria is muy caliente.
• Babes: Rosario Dawson heats up Esquire.
• NSFW: Ana Zivkovic topless in CKM.
• NSFW: English ladies in Croatia.
• Stuff: New school tech for your old school vinyl.

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