The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 06.26.09

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 27th, 2009 at 9:00 am

My man Aurelio with the Portuguese babe connection has come through for me again by introducing me to this stunning woman Joana Alvarenga. He says that she is a model and actress. I say she should be President of the freaking United States. Mama Mia, but she’s hot… Happy Saturday to us!

The Week That Was…

Magdalena Oliwa made cars look good.
We met Angela Atanasova, Sophie Paschalis & Dioni Tabbers.
As well as Filipa Paixão, Vanessa Veasley & Amanda Rosa.
And don’t forget Famina Romeo…
Alejandra Pulido made golf sexy.
Gina Carano choked out a TV host.
Christina Milian did some sexy posing.
Katie Price did things in little clothing.
As did WAG Sara Tommasi.
Porn conventions looked fun!
Megan Fox’s EW photo shoot was pretty good.
We learned the 11 sports fan mistakes…
… and why we should support the new USFL.

on 205th recommends…

Babes: Genevieve Morton is the International Babe of the Day.
NSFW: Gianna Michaels is spectacular.
Video: Return of the faux-hawked LSU Tiger toddler.
Babes: Bianca Kajlich: American soccer wife.
Babes: AnnaLynne McCord’s cleavage is a reason to watch 90210.
NSFW: Victoria Beckham with the see-through top.
Video: Samurai cuts baseball in half with sword.
Babes: Megan Fox gets groped.
NSFW: Thea Coleman is a beautiful woman.
Babes: Brazilian-born actress Luli Miller.
Babes: Katy Perry – One smokin’ HOT pic.
Babes: Today’s Super Mega Female: Rachel Bilson.
Video: Violent Muppet ads from the sixties.
Babes: Hot girls with some busty cleavage.
Video: A Megan Fox wet scene.
Babes: Crystal Klein in a striptease video.
Stuff: Johnny Depp interested in playing Riddler in Batman 3.
Stuff: The Barnes & Noble kids’ section is kind of raunchy.
Video: Who put that car there?
Sports: Footballer to get sex offenders’ treatment after exposing himself.
Babes: Megan Fox is the dumbest hottie on the planet.
Video: Brazilian cop car does some illegal road stunts.
Babes: Gemma Massey is a seasoned pro.
Stuff: Homeless girl is going to Harvard.
Babes: Angelina Jolie & Megan Fox about to have a girl fight.
Babes: The ladies of poker.
Stuff: Get clean like a manly man.
Stuff: The Mother of the Year Award goes to…
Babes: Katy Perry is a downblouse babe.
Stuff: Twilight movie-inspired Barbies.
Babes: Birds-eye boobie shot leads Today’s Best.
Babes: Elle Macpherson must upset other moms.
Babes: Miley Cyrus on the set of The Last Song.
NSFW: Jana Jordan in the great outdoors.
Stuff: Barbie goes trailer trash.
NSFW: Take your pick…
Babes: Before they were music stars.
Babes: Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days of Summer.
Video: Bill Murray does Carl Spackler.
Babes: Kendra Wilkinson with a some hot cleavage.
Babes: Kandice Ann has 34DD’s and a major attitude.
Babes: Britney Spears has disappointing cleavage.
NSFW: More Anna Paquin topless in True Blood.
Video: Juggling lessons.
Babes: World’s greatest WAG Cheryl Tweedy did things.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.