THIS is why the Cardinals lost

Posted by Douglas Charles on February 3rd, 2009 at 10:30 am

Sure, if any one of the 11 Cardinals had managed to knock James Harrison down or at least out of bounds on his 100 yard-return at the end of the first half or any number of other little things gone differently for the Cardinals they would have won the Super Bowl on Sunday. But now I know it was pre-destined for them to lose, so all the hindsight and second-guessing is pointless. Why? Here’s why…

If I had seen Paris Hilton in this getup before the game I wouldn’t have even watched it. There’d have been no point. I also would have laid down about $10,000 on the Steelers.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.