This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Angelina and… Mick??
Douglas Charles Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…
Angelina Jolie was nailed by none other than Mick Jagger. In a new book called Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The True Story, author Jenny Paul alleges that Angelina Jolie and Mick Jagger were getting it on while the rocker was still married to Jerry Hall. And then again six years later. So what does this do to Angie’s stock? Improve it or make you be like me and say, “Ewww…”?
Mickey Rourke recently told the UK’s Sun that he had sex with 14 women in one night. Says The Mick, “WAGs (wives and girlfriends of soccer stars) get an easy time. They should try living with Hollywood hell-raisers… British footballers have got nothing on us when it comes to women.” The guy just keeps getting better and better.
On the flip side of the coin, Gerard Butler says he ain’t gettin’ any. (Somehow I doubt that.) Gerard told Showbizspy.com: “I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now — look at Tiger Woods!” In other words, he’s only hitting desperate Cougars like Jennifer Aniston these days, just to be safe.
Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s stupid lawsuit against E-Trade has her mother’s blessing. Shocking, I know. “They’re little babies doing this, mocking another child who’s just trying to survive Hollywood, basically,” said Dina Lohan. “I’m just basically glad I took a stand. I’m not going to let them do this to us anymore,” Dina Lohan said. “Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna.” Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
Speaking of idiots, Lady Gaga refused to lift her veil and show her face during passport control at LAX landing her in a security room for 20 minutes. Is everyone as tired of this, how shall I put it (trying to be nice here)… moron as I am?
Demi Moore recently gave her potato head daughter Rumer some pole-dancing pointers at a party. One party-goer told Life & Style: “There was a pole at the bash, and Demi thought it would be fun to show everyone she still has what it takes. Demi even spun around the pole upside down.” Rumer, pole-dancing? I shudder at the mere thought.
Tom Cruise crashed his $72,000 Ducati motorcycle this week. Luckily Xenu was watching over him. According to two eyewitnesses who spoke to HollywoodLife.com, Tom crashed into a brown SUV, denting the SUV’s back tires, then five people helped Tom pick himself up and get the bike on its side. He then waited for paramedics but did not go with them. Next thing you know he’ll be denying he has sexual intercourse with a female. Of course, in his case, we’ll believe him.
Speaking of sexual intercourse… Zoe Saldana says that she loves sex. Good to know, right? Says Saldana, “S is for Sex. Love it, love it, love it… can’t live without it. I love sex. I love skin. I don’t believe the body is something to hide. I think in American society we’re messing up our kids by taking away the education on, and awareness of, our sexuality and replacing it with violence, guns and video games-and we’re breeding little criminals.” She should have stopped talking at “I love sex.”
Heidi Montag fired Spencer Pratt as her manager. Yes, the guy she is supposedly married to got fired by his ‘wife’. Pratt is being replaced with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase. I don’t make this stuff up, folks.
As everyone knows by now, Corey Haim died. What you may not have known is that he was dating Daisy de la Hoya at the time of his death. “I’m sooooooo devastated right now,” de la Hoya tweeted. “This is the worst day ever I can’t believe this.” Yeah, I don’t know why I am reporting this either.
And speaking of the dead… apparently the body of James Brown has disappeared. Says LaRhonda Pettit, James’ daughter, “My daddy’s body has disappeared. I have no clue where it was taken, but I need to know where.” Did the MC come out with the cape one last time?
File this under, go figure. Twilight’s Taylor Lautner may not be as ripped as the movie’s posters would like you to think. Photoshop, anyone?
After weeks of speculation, former Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien announced today that he will headline a two-month, 30-city tour that will kick off April 12. The tour is titled Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television. No word yet on whether Triumph will be his opening act.
And speaking of Conan, last week (I think it was last week) I gave you his Twitter account in case you wanted to follow him during his ‘hiatus’. Turns out he has (at least) eight accounts. Not bad for a guy who made fun of Twitter at one point along the way.
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