This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Bisexual
Douglas Charles Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…
In news that is sure to blow your mind, Anna Paquin has revealed that she is bisexual. Not only that, she did it in an online video. Sorry, it’s not that kind of video. But we have hope…
A week just can’t go by without some Lindsay Lohan news and this week is no different as LiLo was almost committed by the LAPD. As in committed to an insane asylum. Recently cops became so concerned they discussed taking her in for a 5150 evaluation. Frankly, I don’t see what all the concern is about. (Oh yeah, she also fell on her ass after a party… again.)
Although after the debacle that was Michael and Dina Lohan opening their mouths the other day I am a little worried about Lindsay. Rather than showing concern for their daughter the two of them pretty much just pointed out what scumbags they are. Although Dina did make it all seem ok with this line: “Lindsay is in good hands. Everything is fine.” Ummm… yeah…
At least she hasn’t had sex with 50 Cent (I think), because if she had, she’s have been doing it unprotected, as proclaimed he would do so if he could knock boots with Rihanna, Lady Gaga and Beyonce. Says Fitty, “I would marry Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna in Africa, I’d have 3 wives! And I would avoid wearing condoms and have really big families!” Okay, which one of those three names doesn’t quite fit?
Speaking of having unprotected sex, it seems that maybe Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian’s breakup may not have had as much to do with Reggie’s philandering as it did with Kim’s infamous sex tape with Ray-J. “Reggie’s mom just could not get over the fact that Kim had a sex tape. Reggie and his family are very conservative, and he told Kim that a marriage is never going to happen between them because of the tape.” Does that leave you as speechless as it does me?
And speaking of breaking up, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt broke up… or not. OK! magazine says that the Heidi has walked out on her husband after fewer than 18 months of marriage. However, People reports, “I’m not moving out,” Montag, 23, says. “I love Spencer with all my heart.” Adds Pratt, 26: “I love my wife more now than I ever thought I could.” In other words, who cares?!
Apparently Jesse James is closing on Tiger Woods faster than we envisioned as it is now being reported that he had 11 mistresses. One girl said Jesse would take her into his office and lock the door, while Sandra was in the garage. And oh yeah, he has a bunch of Nazi memorabilia. Nice catch, Sandy. Oh well, at least Jesse’s philandering got him out of a ticket. So he’s got that going for him. That and going to “rehab”.
At least Jesse James didn’t pay one of his ho’s $10 million as Tiger Woods is alleged to have done. Ho #1 Rachel Uchitel supposedly settled for somewhere in that neighborhood to keep her from holding a news conference spilling all the beans. She must know a LOT MORE than the other 452 chicks Tiger nailed (allegedly) for her to have made that much more bank than anyone else.
Never ones to shy away from getting attention, one of the Kardashian girls flashed the crowd from the balcony of her hotel room in Miami. Guess which one did it? Nope, not Kim. Nope, not Kourtney. Of course, it had to be Khloe, right? And it was. Her ‘husband’ Lamar Odom must have been so proud.
And in news that is sure to blow not your mind, Ricky Martin is officially gay. Next thing you know, we’ll be finding out that Barack Obama is really a black man.
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