March 27, 2010 10:30 am

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: More celebrity sexts??

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Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

Apparently Jesse James has a little Tiger Woods in him. A third woman has come forward with claims of getting thumped by Jesse James while he was married to Sandra Bullock. Oh, did I fail to mention that there was a second? Brigitte Daguerre — a Los Angeles photographer — claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex four times before she cut it off. Yep, more sexts… Wait, late news coming in… Now it’s FOUR women. You go, Jesse…

And speaking of Jesse James, he could have avoided this whole unpleasant situation with “Bombshell” McGee if he’d just been a little looser with some cash. She reports she wanted some hush money, but he wouldn’t pay up, so that’s why she went public. Now who would’ve thought a completely tatted up babe with a Nazi fetish would ever break bad on a guy? Oh well, Jesse should just be thankful that Sandra didn’t have a baseball bat handy.

At least Jesse James can take solace in the fact that he isn’t the only one who got busted for cheating recently. Reggie Bush, come on down!! Reggie Bush was apparently cheating on Kim Kardashian with a blonde waitress named January Gessert. Says a report, “Reggie has reportedly set up an elaborate system to hide his cheating from Kim.” Which, of course, failed. As it always does. Celebs are so stupid.

And the day wouldn’t be complete without just one more Jesse story. It seems that Jesse James settled a sexual harassment lawsuit out of court with a West Coast Chopper employee who apparently blew him while he was still with Sandra Bullock in 2007. In the settlement docs, Jesse neither admitted nor denied the allegations. And now we know why.

Speaking of getting sued, Lady Gaga is getting sued for $30 million by a former lover. Rob Fusari is claiming that while he received some royalties from the songs that he co-wrote with Lady Gaga, he’s been significantly shortchanged. He even claims he came up with her name. Okay, you had me feeling for you Rob, until that part. At least she didn’t ask you to autograph her vagina.

Oh well, don’t feel too bad, Jesse and Gaga, at least you didn’t kill someone, like Pete Doherty (allegedly). In January, filmmaker/heiress Robin Whitehead was found dead of a drug overdose. Last Friday, cops arrested Doherty on suspicion of supplying the drugs that killed Whitehead. Of course, he is now free on bond and claiming innocence. Maybe he was too stoned to know what he was doing? Man, I should have been a lawyer.

In other news, Lindsay Lohan was photographed stumbling over herself and falling into a cactus. Of course, she claims it isn’t because she was drunk, because you know, she quit drinking. Tweeted LiLo: “Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats :/” Wearing more flats = code for Do my drinking at home.

Speaking of famous people with little to no talent, The Hills is getting canceled. Not only is this good news for soceity, it’s good news for us, because once the checks start drying up for Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag who knows what levels they’ll sink to in order to stay famous. I can hardly wait.

In what will probably shock very few of you, TMZ has learned Brittany Murphy received no fewer than 200 pills every month from January 2008 through August 2009 … and sometimes as many as 400. But yeah, the producers of Surf’s Up 2 killed her, right Simon?

In other news that will also probably shock very few of you, a judge, Judge Irma Gonzalez to be precise, called Dr. Phil “a terrible, terrible man,” adding, “what a charlatan this man is.” Apparently the two defendants in front of her were on his show and the judge said he didn’t give them enough counseling. You mean going on the one show wasn’t enough?

And finally, in news that will give you tremendous relief Pirates of the Caribbean 4 will be fake-boob-free. Disney made clear in a recent casting call that any actresses looking to land a role in Pirates 4 should be silicone-free, and willing to prove it by jiggling. Oh to be a Disney exec these days. What a life…

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