June 5, 2010 11:00 am

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Not Miss World, too?!

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lane lindell 630x418 This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Not Miss World, too?!

Remember two weeks ago when I suggested we strip Miss USA of her crown for taking Paris Hilton’s sloppy, infected seconds (i.e. Doug Reinhardt)? Well, we can add Miss World, Lane Lindell, to that list as well. Next up, Miss Universe!

Miley Cyrus performed on Britain’s Got Talent this week. Not news until you find out that she pulled a Madonna/Britney and kissed a woman on stage (link leads to video). I don’t mean a peck on the cheek either. We’re talking full-on liplock. I don’t know what road Miley is taking, but I will be the first one there to rubberneck when she crashes into a concrete abutment.

In our weekly Lindsay Lohan roundup, Lilo dropped some stunning news on us. She says she never used drugs. One second… BAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA!!1!!11!!! Okay, sorry… now then… she blames her assistant and her boyfriend for setting her up. Everyone is just out to get Lindsay these days… her dad, her assistant, her boyfriend, photographers, common sense, everyone. I guess I really shouldn’t doubt her claims though. Her mom and dad say she’s drug-free so that’s all the proof I know I need.

erin andrews3 This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Not Miss World, too?! For those of you that follow Dancing With The Stars and/or the goings-on of intrepid sideline reporter Erin Andrews, rumor has it that EA and her dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy are still practicing their moves together. Apparently they “couldn’t keep their hands off each other” at dinner this week. They still refuse to confirm that they are an item though. Because people will believe anything.

Yet another Kardashian is knocked up, but at least this one is pretend married to someone. Khloe Kardashian, aka the big one, says she is pregnant with NBA player/husband Lamar Odom’s child. This is totally going to get their series renewed for another year. Way to go Khloe!!

The city of Gary, Indiana, the birthplace of Michael Jackson, is building a museum to the fallen pop icon. Did I mention it was going to cost $300 million? The entertainment complex is slated to include a hotel, housing, golf course, performing arts center and an elevated rail line to shuttle visitors. In other words, Neverland East.

Remember a week or so ago when we showed you some amazing photos of 50 Cent looking emaciated for a movie role he was doing? Well, either those were fakes or Fitty went on a burger binge since those photos were taken.

Tila Tequila will reveal her secret addiction to Ecstasy on Celebrity Rehab 4. There. Now you don’t have to watch. Please.

Spencer Pratt is broke. That’s all the space I am devoting to him here today. Feel free to insert your own jokes at your lesiure.

In “kill me now” news, the top baby names in 2009 were Bella and Jacob, as in the names of the Twilight characters. I am just going to hold my tongue on this revelation.

Speaking of Bella… you may have heard that Kristen Stewart compared being photographed by the paparazzi to rape this week. Genius, right? Well, for some reason that offended pretty much everyone, including the Rape and Incest National Network and the Men Can Stop Rape Organization. See, Megan Fox isn’t the only one who needs to stop talking. At least KStew apologized for her faux pas.

Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford got arrested for marijuana possession this week. Get this… he had one joint on him. CRIMINAL!!! Wanna see his mugshot?!

And finally, Rue McClanahan died at the age of 76. Sluts, real and imagined, are saddened the world over.