This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Playboy might get Lively
Douglas Charles Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…
Blake Lively wants $2.5 million to pose for Playboy. “Playboy had already been calling her — she figures a Playboy spread now will really give her some heat in her career.” I am officially starting The Get Blake Lively Into Playboy Now Fund. Donations welcome.
I think Twilight’s Robert Pattinson might be gay. In a new interview with Details magazine, in which Pattinson was photographed with several scantily-clad female models, the British actor reveals why the shoot wasn’t exactly his cup of tea. “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina,” he tells Details.
Speaking of gay. Elton John thinks Jesus was gay. Said Elton, “I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems.” I bet Lady Gaga told him that.
Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller (you know, the one that called the cops on him on Christmas), has entered rehab for substance abuse. “If Brooke struggled with substance abuse around the Christmas Day incident, it could severely impact her credibility.” Thank you, Mr. Obvious.
Kristin Cavallari could be headed to rehab. Sources close to The Hills say Kristin has been spiraling down a very dangerous drug and alcohol path after rising to fame. Funny, I’m not famous and I am on the same path.
Jersey Shore’s Snooki and JWoww aren’t really Italian. J-Woww identified herself as Spanish and Irish, while Snooki confessed to Chilean roots. So Guidettes dont’ have to be Italian? I’m so confused.
Speaking of Snooki, apparently there are 20 ‘naked’ pics and a video being shopped around. Buyer beware.
Shakira may be cheating on her boyfriend with tennis star Rafael Nadal, who also has a girlfriend. An eyewitness said of the Barcelona encounter, “There was just the two of them at the table together. They were whispering and all smiles. It definitely looked like they are more than just friends.” Well, that all but confirms it.
Hayden Panettiere has reportedly undergone breast augmentation surgery recently. “Hayden went from an A to a C cup, and she couldn’t be happier. She’s wanted bigger boobs since she was 17, but the time and scheduling were just never right. She finally decided to do it right after the holidays.” Cool. A midget with fake boobs.
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