This woman married Neckbeard Kyle Orton

Douglas Charles Managing Editor

Now it all makes sense. We haven’t seen Kyle Orton (named Bears starter) pounding a bottle of Jack lately and it seems that might be a result of Neckbeard settling down in life. WHY, KYLE, WHY??!

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