Tony Romo is def a motorboatin’ sumbitch

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 15th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Okay, I take back everything I have ever said that negative about Tony Romo choosing Jessica Simpson for where he decided to plant his flagstick. After the last set of photos I posted and the ones you are about to view, I will never question his decision-making ability again (except during football season, obv.).

Jessica Simpson Tony Romo Tony Romo is def a motorboatin sumbitch

I’ll even let it slide that they were attending a Heart concert here. Heart? What year is it? Sorry. I said I wouldn’t question. Heart rocks.

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