July 28, 2008 8:00 am

Tony Stewart = Douchebag

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I worked as an owner of a racing series for five years so I know of what I speak on this matter. Tony Stewart is a dick. Thursday night, Tony Stewart, owner of the USAC car driven by Tracey Hines, oh, and NASCAR Sprint Cup driver, can’t forget that (hey there, potential sponsors!!), threw a massive fit when he disagreed with a decision the officials made regarding his car. And by massive fit, I mean, this…

Stewart marched into the pack of officials and became very upset. He snatched a headset off the head of one of the officials. As he walked away and the official replaced the headphones, Stewart returned and yanked them off again.

He was approached by another official as he walked further away and shoved him with two hands.

Verrrrrrrrrry mature.

Talk about your spoiled f’ing brat “athlete.” I use the word athlete in quotes, because Tony Stewart is about as much an athlete as I am. He has great hand-eye coordination and some decent cardio, but other than that he is a fat piece of crap with an Oedipus Complex.

Backing up my opinion on all of this is this video and these pictures:

I can’t wait for this douchebag to cross the line and lose access to the gravy train he has been riding on for far too long. Better yet, I wish someone would just flat out punch him straight in the mouth.