Tricia Helfer and Grace Park did sexy things (with video)

You know I have never seen a single minute of Battlestar Galactica and for that I am ashamed. How can a guy who is so into beautiful women have not watched that show? The show features these two women Tricia Helfer and Grace Park, neither of which I have heard utter a single sentence, and despite all that I feel as if I know them intimately. (Well, there’s a reason I feel I know Tricia intimately, something about her being naked, I guess.) Luckily the folks at Maxim have apparently seen the show because they are featuring these two women this month. Those Maxim folk… always doing the Lord’s work… (wipes tear from cheek) (UPDATE: Added their super awesome video… giggity.)

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