Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets

Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets
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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're thought-provoking, and sometimes we don't know what they're talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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That anyone will watch this Pro Bowl speaks to the strength of the NFL.
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) January 28, 2013

It really is astounding.

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So after seeing the Pro Bowl logo all over the place this week, I'm kind of curious why they chose a stylized vagina to represent the game.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) January 28, 2013

That was an odd choice.

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Just went to Buzzfeed for the first time. Saw 17 amazing stories that I had no interest in reading.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 28, 2013

But they were amazing, right?

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Try teaching a virgin how to f%#* at 35 "ain't nobody got time for that" RT @danielleagape: @ochocinco Lol, a good woman is worth teaching!
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 28, 2013

Well, somebody might.

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PROB POOP CAUSE SHE STINKS RT @huffpoststyle What's that on Anne Hathaway's fingers? huff.to/11131Oa
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 28, 2013

Guessing she's not a big fan.

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Retweet if you think Hillary and Obama are fucking again.
— Jeffrey Ross (@realjeffreyross) January 28, 2013

Amazingly, this got over 300 retweets.

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Watching a documentary about Meth. "If you can bake cookies, you can make meth." Well great, now I want cookies and meth.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 28, 2013

They do go well together.

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A-Rod should do the Yankees a favor and never play again.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 28, 2013

So sayeth The Donald.

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Still disturbed that the popular URL shortener "bitly" turns its own address bit.ly into bit.ly/mxkFBv
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 29, 2013

Yeah, that's not shorter.

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You're born naked & the rest is kind of a let down
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) January 29, 2013

TRUTH.

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We're living on the version of Earth where gun rights advocates heckled the father of a Sandy Hook victim.Happy Tuesday!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 29, 2013

Can we move to a different version?

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After YEARS of lying on eye tests trying to get glasses... My eyes finally got bad enough to need them! Go me!say.ly/PBq53S1
— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) January 29, 2013

Go you indeed.

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Don’t judge a book by its cover. Unless its cover says “Tit Party,” because that’s probably an awesome book.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 29, 2013

Umm, where can one purchase this book?

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By the way, fans: Don't tell me to take a pic with your "little kids", they have no purchasing power so why would I? #waah #shutitshortstuff
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) January 29, 2013

Hard to believe he isn't in higher demand.

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If I was Alex Rodriguez, I would blame Lennay Kekua for everything.
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) January 30, 2013

Donald Trump would still hate him.

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Dem Sen. Menendez using hookers procured by an eye doctor? "Better this way...or this way...this...or this?"
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) January 30, 2013

Now cover one eye.

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This job is so hard. I keep asking for a drink and all they want to do is check the lighting and the shutter speed. twitter.com/HopeDworaczyk/…
— Hope Dworaczyk (@HopeDworaczyk) January 30, 2013

Poor baby.

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Science has brought us along SO far...yet, shoving wads of cotton up our vaginas is the main "cure" to menstruation? #FAIL
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) January 31, 2013

It does seem a little primitive, doesn't it?

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re: Chinese Military hackers. We need to hack into THEIR computers, track down General Tso & get the recipe for his scrumptious chicken!
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) January 31, 2013

Sounds like a solid plan to me.

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How is it possible that no one has invented a puppy that stays a puppy?
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) January 31, 2013

Science is really letting us down this week.

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My iPhone keeps trying to change the word 'doucheface' in this text to my mother. I'm gonna need autocorrect to stop being so judgmental.
— A.J. (@WWEAJLee) January 31, 2013

You mean "doucheface" isn't in the phone's dictionary?

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Some people have no luck and some have all the luck in the world!
— LeBron James (@KingJames) January 31, 2013

Well, that about covers it. Thanks, King!

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Oh no you did NOT just ask me "what I'm doing for the Super Bowl."
— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) January 31, 2013

So what are you doing, uh, on Sunday?

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Ok get ready to call in 877-205-9796 today's topic is vibrators/dildos/phallic non-carbon based lifeforms we like to stick in our orifices..
— Kayden Kross (@Kayden_Kross) January 31, 2013

I can't wait to see what next week's topic will be.

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