Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets

Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets
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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're thought-provoking, and sometimes we don't know what they're talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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You never wanna be known as the Ted Danson of eating pussy.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) January 7, 2013

That's true.

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Taking a cue from NFL quarterbacks, I've started sliding to avoid people at the office.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) January 7, 2013

I dare you to do this.

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Before getting angry, ask yourself if it will really matter in 20 years.
— Karolina Kurkova (@karolinakurkova) January 7, 2013

Solid advice from a supermodel.

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JWOWW’s Black Bronzer Won Industry Award for Best 2012 Bronzer!!!! Holler thank u so much supporters
— JWOWW (@JENNIWOWW) January 7, 2013

There's actually an award for that?

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E! has officially announced a new show featuring the "sex idiot.".."What Would Ryan Lochte Do" coming soon.Terrorists win again.
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) January 7, 2013

It'll fit right in with the Kardashian's target audience.

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Do idiots know that they are only here for our amusement? And the angrier they get about their lives the funnier it is. Haha
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 7, 2013

No, they do not. That's what makes it great.

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It's okay Notre Dame this happened to the Jets every week
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) January 8, 2013

Burn.

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I have made it clear to my kids that if anyone says to them "Pics, or it didn't happen," it's okay to hit that person.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) January 8, 2013

Seems like a reasonable policy.

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Google Trends This AM: 1. AJ McCarron, 2. AJ McCarron's Girlfriend, 3. Justin Bieber Smoking Weed.
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) January 8, 2013

'Murica.

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Katherine Webb embarass her husband Joe Webb fuck up the Minnesota in the playoff he dont deserve her %10000
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) January 8, 2013

The Sheik. Always on top of things.

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Gained 5,000 followers for making a Bieber joke. Finally learning how to use the internet...
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) January 8, 2013

Bieber IS the Internet.

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And yea I like to phuck I got a phuckin pro'lem
— Rihanna (@rihanna) January 9, 2013

That's phuckin' phine with me.

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for every person who was murdered, there are a million who weren't
— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) January 9, 2013

Wait, what?

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I once pooped in Al Roker's pants too. Big deal.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) January 9, 2013

Who hasn't?

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I was talking about Al Roker shitting his pants six months ago
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 10, 2013

No shit?

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The way I see it, you should live everyday like it's your birthday.
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) January 9, 2013

The way she sees it...

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I suppose I’m more of a “cat person.” (I clean my loved ones with my tongue & I shit in a box)
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 10, 2013

At least he doesn't shit in his pants.

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Every new day creates new possibilities. Oh, except Thursdays.
— bob saget (@bobsaget) January 10, 2013

Hard to get motivated on a Thursday.

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I almost posted a nude photo of myself. Wheeeww. So close. Hahahahaha
— Kendra Wilkinson (@KendraWilkinson) January 10, 2013

Hahahahaha.

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My dream is to be in the top five sexiest woman for maxim magazine! Lets do it people! Would be fun , they have been very good to me!
— Jennifer Love Hewitt (@TheReal_Jlh) January 10, 2013

It's her dream, you guys.

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"@vatallpat:do you have a special name for your breasts?" Implants...
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) January 10, 2013

I like that name.

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Looks like someone living is going to get inducted into a Hall of Fame this summer. The NFL has your back, Living Athletes!!
— Rich Eisen (@richeisen) January 11, 2013

How novel.

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