Beyonce is officially not sexy anymore. For some reason she decided to cut off all her hair and style it a fashion more suitable to James Dean in the ’50′s.

What on God’s green Earth would possess her to do such a thing?




UPDATE: All is not lost. Unfotunately the story I read and got the pics from did not explain Beyonce’s hair. Thankfully I have awesome readers to guide me.

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