Vanessa Minnillo wears a bikini for a living

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 26th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

I mean, I guess that’s what Vanessa Minnillo does since in the last several months that’s the only time she ever surfaces in the public eye. That or when she’s out in public naked having sex with Nick Lachey. One of those things.

vanessa minnillo bikini Vanessa Minnillo wears a bikini for a living

There. That should make up for my earlier Téa Leoni indulgence. I’ll bring it stronger tomorrow. I promise. Maybe.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.