March 31, 2011 10:00 am

Let’s have another look at Vanessa Paradis

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I like her dress, but something's missing...

The other day I shared some pictures of Johnny Depp’s model/singer longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis because I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I didn’t come to any conclusion, but now that I have seen her in this spread for the latest edition of Elle Spain I think I am starting to come around. Vanessa has got some seriously nice legs on her. I never thought of myself as a leg man, but the older I get the more I find myself noticing women’s legs. I guess boobs can only hold your attention for so long. Only 20 years or so. After that your focus starts to drift to other things I suppose. Life’s funny that way isn’t it? I have no idea what I’m talking about. Luckily no one reads what I write here anyway except the haters, even though I love them like they were my very own step-children. *sniff*