Let’s have another look at Vanessa Paradis

Posted by Douglas Charles on March 31st, 2011 at 10:00 am

I like her dress, but something's missing...

The other day I shared some pictures of Johnny Depp’s model/singer longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis because I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I didn’t come to any conclusion, but now that I have seen her in this spread for the latest edition of Elle Spain I think I am starting to come around. Vanessa has got some seriously nice legs on her. I never thought of myself as a leg man, but the older I get the more I find myself noticing women’s legs. I guess boobs can only hold your attention for so long. Only 20 years or so. After that your focus starts to drift to other things I suppose. Life’s funny that way isn’t it? I have no idea what I’m talking about. Luckily no one reads what I write here anyway except the haters, even though I love them like they were my very own step-children. *sniff*

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.