March 28, 2011 7:00 am

Vanessa Paradis is a French model and singer, Johnny Depp’s lady friend

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Vanessa Paradis 005 Vanessa Paradis is a French model and singer, Johnny Depps lady friend

I guess I see why Depp likes her...

I’ve always been a bit curious about Vanessa Paradis because she’s been dating Johnny Depp for some years now and I was never exactly sure why. So when I came across this photo shoot she recently did for i-D magazine I figured we could all have a look together. So what do you think? Worthy? Not? Couldn’t he do better? She’s attractive and all, and lord knows I’d hit it like VCU hits three’s, but he’s Captain Jack f-cking Sparrow for chrissakes. He could have just about any piece on the planet the way I figure it. Perhaps Vanessa has other great qualities/skills that we just can’t see in photographs… savvy?