Victoria Justice is only 16

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 12th, 2009 at 9:30 am

So I saw Victoria Justice on some special iCarly movie my daughter was watching the other day (she was playing an ass-kicking mixed martial artist – great concept) and I thought, “No way that chick is only 15.” Turns out I was right. She’s 16. WTF, indeed. Between her, Taylor Momsen, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus (hey, she can already work a stripper pole) the boys of their generation certainly have a look to look forward to, because, you know, for guys of my age it would be wrong to, well, … anyway, here’s Victoria at some crap called The Power of Youth and at The Teen Choice Awards. Look, but do not touch.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.