Victoria Silvstedt, hard at work, in her bikini

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 19th, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Every time I see photos of Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini (which is at least once a week) I think to myself, “How is it that this woman can afford to always be on vacation?” Then it dawns on me… She has big fake boobies and is somehow connected to rich men. Put two (tits) and two (legs) together and you get a nothing! Victoria! Case solved. (Be sure to take note of the grabass photos below. Truly special work.)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.