February 15, 2012 1:00 pm

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show boss is clueless about Kate Upton’s appeal

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Remember when we ran across pics of Kate Upton modeling for Victoria’s Secret and we were oh-so-excited about it? Yeah, well, the lady who casts the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will have none of that.

“‘We would never use’ Ms. Upton for a Victoria’s Secret show,” Sophia Neophitou told The New York Times last week in an article posted on Monday, adding that the choice would be “too obvious.”

“She’s like a Page 3 girl,” Neophitou continued, referencing the spread of scantily clad women that runs in the British newspaper The Sun. “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

O_o.

Riiiiight… who wants to see THIS on TV?

Or this? WARNING: May cause seizures.