Victoria’s Secret models tilt the Earth’s axis

Someone really should have alerted the Pentagon or NASA or something when GQ decided it would be a good idea to get Marisa Miller, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart and Karolina Kurkova all in the same location for a photo shoot. Betcha can’t guess what country’s issue this is for? Hint, the country starts with a “United” and it ain’t followed by “States”.

I am not sure I can even function after seeing this much hot tuna in one place just in photographs. How did any male who was actually there survive without having his penis explode?

Oh yeah, there is a video about the whole thing too. Phew… at least there are records being kept when stuff like this occurs.

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