I don’t know how many of you were able to weather the Oscars snoozefest last night and managed to stay awake for Jimmy Kimmel Live, but if you didn’t you missed Scarlett Johansson, Minka Kelly, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt and Kelly Ripa in tight outfits dry-humping exercise balls. That’s right. If they had shown this for three hours instead of the Oscars it would have been such a more productive evening for all of us.
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