VIDEO: ‘Sesame Shore’ introduces the world to the ‘Snooki Monster’

Posted by Shawn Norris on September 27th, 2010 at 4:32 pm

With all the current internet conversations surrounding Katy Perry getting axed from her appearance on Sesame Street, Jimmy Kimmel decided to show folks that it could always get worse. You could always accidentally take a wrong turn and end up on “Sesame Shore.”

Hey kids, can you spell “Herpes simplex”? Well today’s show is brought to you by tequilla and a lifetime of regret. Can you say “I blacked out in the club and woke up in jail missing my underwear”? Even Oscar the Grouch thinks this show is too trashy for TV and he lives in Trenton.

ScreenHunter 14 Sep. 27 16.56 VIDEO: ‘Sesame Shore’ introduces the world to the ‘Snooki Monster’

The Snooki Monster just wants more whiskey and roofies. Roofies — nom, nom, nom…

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.