Whitney Port stays relevant by wearing a bikini

As is custom for all babes who want to either become or remain famous, The Hills’/The City’s Whitney Port is in Miami lounging around in a bikini in order for the paparazzi to take pictures of her. God bless America. These babes going to Miami is kind of like the birds flying south for the winter, only more sexy. There’s also some chick named Roxy Olin there with Whitney. No idea who she is. I assume she’s also on whatever show Whitney is now on, but I really don’t care enough to find out.

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