August 17, 2011 7:00 am

Who is this woman and why is she claiming to be Keeley Hazell?

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keeley hazell wtf 001 Who is this woman and why is she claiming to be Keeley Hazell?

What... is going on here?

We hadn’t heard from one of our all-time favorite busty British babes Keeley Hazell in a long time so I was happy to see she was out at the premiere of some movie called The Help. Until I actually saw the pictures. Me not happy anymore. What… in theee f*ck… is she wearing? First Kristen Stewart gets sexy as hell and now Keeley drops this look on me?! WORLDS ARE COLLIDING! To make things seem more normal I threw in a few old school (read: better) pics of Keeley just so this post isn’t a complete loss. (The folks over at Page 3 and ZOO must be crying today…)