Who the hell is Melissa Sagemiller?

Melissa Sagemiller’s dad played for the New York Giants and Washington Redskins, but after an exhaustive 30-second search I couldn’t figure out who her dad was. Anyhoo, I stumbled across Miss Sagemiller at some crap called the H.E.L.P. Malawi Foundation Launch in 2007 and thought she was rather attractive so here you go…

She’s been acting and modeling since she was three years-old and was discovered in a jewelry shop by modeling guru Eileen Ford at the age of 14. Why can’t I be discovered in a jewelry shop? What do you mean, pawn shops don’t count as jewelry shops? They sell jewelry!

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