November 15, 2008 3:30 pm

Who the hell is Natalia Vodianova?

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Seems like all I do anymore is post pics of chicks I never heard of. Where ARE all these hot women? They sure aren’t in my basement chained to a boiler. No, they aren’t. Shut up. Anyway, here’s one more to add to the list. Her name is Natalia Vodianova, which I assume means that she is Russian. I’m smart like that.

Wiki!! Natalia Vodianova (Russian: Наталья Водянова, born 28 February 1982) is a Russian model and her nickname is SuperNova. Her husband is a British real estate heir, son of a Viscount and Scion of one of Britain’s wealthiest real estate families. Well, that sucks. Good lord, SHE HAS THREE KIDS?! Jeebus… MILF extraordinaire.