Yarr! The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 09.19.09

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 19th, 2009 at 9:00 am

Anytime these two lasses, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr, want to slip their booty into Spandex and do a little workout for ye public to see and let someone take photographs thar’s a real good chance that those photos are goin’ to find their way to this here Web site. It’s a rule or somethin’. Anyway, here they are doin’ just that at somethin’ called Reebok’s Jukari in New York City, whate’er that is… Arggh!

The Week That Was…

Perla Pendenza impressed the hell out of us.
We met Helene Rask, Marina Rodrigues & Jayd Carter.
As well as Rosie Huntington-Whiteley & Maria Aura…
… and Yolanthe Cabau Van Kasbergen.
Ana Hickmann made a triumphant return to our pages.
Jessica Burciaga did a photo shoot.
Megan Fox did another magazine shoot.
As did Olivia Wilde.
Megan Fox was also a ‘thankless, unfriendly bitch’.
Jesikah Maximus wore lingerie.
So did Candice Swanepoel & Natalie Suliman.
Jayde Nicole wore a bikini.
Kylie Minogue was see-through.
Christina Hendricks kissed a girl… on video.
We remembered the greatness that was David Thompson.
I want a magic wand TV remote.
And we played some cool games.

on 205th recommends…

Babes: Emmanuelle Chriqui out and about in Manhattan.
NSFW: Peaches Geldorf topless.
Babes: Stare at Chicago Bliss cheerleader Amanda.
Babes: 60 freakin’ hot “fripple” photos.
Babes: Keeley Hazell’s bikini calendar.
Video: This is why you keep the foul ball.
NSFW: Rachel Aziani got herself a boob job.
Babes: A super hot blonde to celebrate the weekend. (ads nsfw)
Babes: Pilar Rubio is the International Babe of the Day.
Babes: Sexy Shannon from California.
Babes: California model Sonya Lee Summers.
Babes: Girlwatcher: Widow maker.
Babes: Heidi Klum loves her boobs.
Stuff: Kanye West-Taylor Swift controversy was staged.
Babes: Melyssa Ford in Toronto. (ads nsfw)
Video: The quickest matches in pro wrestling history.
Babes: 2007 Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood.
Video: The Masturbating Gunmen.
NSFW: Jodie Marsh nude behind the scenes.
Babes: Sharon Stone: Exhibit Z why photo editing is God.
Babes: Roselyn Sanchez has some awesome cleavage.
Video: One of the best Parkour runners I have ever seen.
Stuff: 20 photos that prove women can’t drive.
Babes: Pink practically nude in Seattle.
Video: Boobie Chew will make your boobs grow.
Babes: Karolína Kurková: Angelic action hero.
Babes: Miley Cyrus delivers a leg show.
Babes: Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Somaya Reece.
Babes: Brianna Garlow is a hot construction worker.
Babes: Spend a little time with Lauren Champion.
NSFW: Playboy’s Hana Morgan is all natural.
Babes: Elsa Pataky!
Video: Save the Boobies.
Babes: Kim Kardashian wants attention. (ads nsfw)
Babes: Carolyn Murphy bikini photos.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.