<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" > <channel><title>Comments for Guyism</title> <atom:link href="http://guyism.com/comments/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://guyism.com</link> <description>What guys need.</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:48:20 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Comment on 10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary by RequiredName</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/10-fake-simpsons-words-that-belong-in-the-dictionary.html/comment-page-1#comment-20483</link> <dc:creator>RequiredName</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:48:20 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40280#comment-20483</guid> <description>Portmanteau, wrong word. Doesn&#039;t fit the context where it&#039;s used. Idiot.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Portmanteau, wrong word. Doesn&#8217;t fit the context where it&#8217;s used. Idiot.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary by bob</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/10-fake-simpsons-words-that-belong-in-the-dictionary.html/comment-page-1#comment-20482</link> <dc:creator>bob</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:22:32 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40280#comment-20482</guid> <description>The Simpsons writers did not invent Froghurt</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Simpsons writers did not invent Froghurt</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary by somethingHesaid</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/10-fake-simpsons-words-that-belong-in-the-dictionary.html/comment-page-1#comment-20481</link> <dc:creator>somethingHesaid</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:16:20 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40280#comment-20481</guid> <description>You cannot have embiggen without cromulent!!!! They&#039;re both from the same episode</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You cannot have embiggen without cromulent!!!! They&#8217;re both from the same episode</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary by Lakawak</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/10-fake-simpsons-words-that-belong-in-the-dictionary.html/comment-page-1#comment-20480</link> <dc:creator>Lakawak</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:01:00 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40280#comment-20480</guid> <description>Words used in ONE episode do not belong.  Sorry, but even the most die hard Simpsons fanatics don&#039;t use use hte word Kwyjibo, or embiggen...unless specifically talking about that Simpsons episode.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Words used in ONE episode do not belong.  Sorry, but even the most die hard Simpsons fanatics don&#8217;t use use hte word Kwyjibo, or embiggen&#8230;unless specifically talking about that Simpsons episode.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary by toner</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/10-fake-simpsons-words-that-belong-in-the-dictionary.html/comment-page-1#comment-20479</link> <dc:creator>toner</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:55:30 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40280#comment-20479</guid> <description>dorkus malorkus!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dorkus malorkus!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary by Dutch Rudder</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/10-fake-simpsons-words-that-belong-in-the-dictionary.html/comment-page-1#comment-20478</link> <dc:creator>Dutch Rudder</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:37:25 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40280#comment-20478</guid> <description>How can they have missed  Cromulent? and i don&#039;t appreciate the red line indicating i spellt it wrong either....Jerks</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How can they have missed  Cromulent? and i don&#8217;t appreciate the red line indicating i spellt it wrong either&#8230;.Jerks</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary by Anarse</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/10-fake-simpsons-words-that-belong-in-the-dictionary.html/comment-page-1#comment-20477</link> <dc:creator>Anarse</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:33:53 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40280#comment-20477</guid> <description>What a bunch of bolognium</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a bunch of bolognium</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 7 types of annoying female behavior explained by Adam</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/01/7-types-of-annoying-female-behavior-explained.html/comment-page-1#comment-20475</link> <dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:10:59 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=33695#comment-20475</guid> <description>LawlscakeThis was just hilarious.The author is clearly in highschool, and 100% clueless.Douchebag. You said everything i wanted to say.Good work buddy.If women are avoiding sex with you, its because you are selfish, and or suck at in the sack.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lawlscake</p><p>This was just hilarious.</p><p>The author is clearly in highschool, and 100% clueless.</p><p>Douchebag. You said everything i wanted to say.</p><p>Good work buddy.</p><p>If women are avoiding sex with you, its because you are selfish, and or suck at in the sack.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary by e cig</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/10-fake-simpsons-words-that-belong-in-the-dictionary.html/comment-page-1#comment-20474</link> <dc:creator>e cig</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:16:03 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40280#comment-20474</guid> <description>Unpossible for the win!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unpossible for the win!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on Man tries to buy crack with credit card, ends about as well as you&#8217;d guess by Brady Kelly</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/man-tries-to-buy-crack-with-credit-card-ends-about-as-well-as-youd-guess.html/comment-page-1#comment-20472</link> <dc:creator>Brady Kelly</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:09:02 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40399#comment-20472</guid> <description>In my mispend youth I used my credit card for nefarious purposes by &#039;drawing&#039; cash on it.  I&#039;d buy one beer, and give a (e.g.) $50 tip, and the barman would give me $45 change in cash.  Easy!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In my mispend youth I used my credit card for nefarious purposes by &#8216;drawing&#8217; cash on it.  I&#8217;d buy one beer, and give a (e.g.) $50 tip, and the barman would give me $45 change in cash.  Easy!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on Man tries to buy crack with credit card, ends about as well as you&#8217;d guess by Tony</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/man-tries-to-buy-crack-with-credit-card-ends-about-as-well-as-youd-guess.html/comment-page-1#comment-20471</link> <dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:35:11 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40399#comment-20471</guid> <description>See what  drugs do to the brain.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See what  drugs do to the brain.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 7 cars from 80s film and TV that you wanted to own as a kid by Guy Gaduois</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/7-cars-from-80s-film-and-tv-that-you-wanted-to-own-as-a-kid.html/comment-page-1#comment-20470</link> <dc:creator>Guy Gaduois</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:32:48 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=39496#comment-20470</guid> <description>What about the Ferrari from Miami Vice . . . and the accompanying 5:00 - 5:45 shadow.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What about the Ferrari from Miami Vice . . . and the accompanying 5:00 &#8211; 5:45 shadow.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on Another woman sues McDonald&#8217;s for hot coffee spill by Super Man</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/another-woman-sues-mcdonalds-for-hot-coffee-spill.html/comment-page-1#comment-20467</link> <dc:creator>Super Man</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:02:22 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=40117#comment-20467</guid> <description>i just can&#039;t believe people actually drink coffee from a fast-food joint.  have they no self-respect?  seriously, if you go to a shit-filled establishment which is operated by, as stated, a bunch of simpleton&#039;s at best, expect half-ass product.if you buy actual coffee from a reputable coffee shop, you won&#039;t get this kind of high-school drama.  it goes beyond common sense.  how do people fail to reach that conclusion on their own?  again, what else can you expect from McDonald&#039;s? or Burger King? or Wendy&#039;s?  they weren&#039;t built on quality .. it&#039;s all quantity.retards.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i just can&#8217;t believe people actually drink coffee from a fast-food joint.  have they no self-respect?  seriously, if you go to a shit-filled establishment which is operated by, as stated, a bunch of simpleton&#8217;s at best, expect half-ass product.</p><p>if you buy actual coffee from a reputable coffee shop, you won&#8217;t get this kind of high-school drama.  it goes beyond common sense.  how do people fail to reach that conclusion on their own?  again, what else can you expect from McDonald&#8217;s? or Burger King? or Wendy&#8217;s?  they weren&#8217;t built on quality .. it&#8217;s all quantity.</p><p>retards.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 7 cars from 80s film and TV that you wanted to own as a kid by Robert</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/02/7-cars-from-80s-film-and-tv-that-you-wanted-to-own-as-a-kid.html/comment-page-1#comment-20466</link> <dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:20:18 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=39496#comment-20466</guid> <description>To anyone who knows, the delorean was indeed produced!!! I rode in one many years back. A company in North texas still produces &quot;new deloreans&quot; for about 30K+ and orginal ones still fetch 12-20k on the open market. Look in hemmings motor news and you probably will find at least one for sale. The only reason that it failed as a car was because the automakers at the time were having serious problems with body rot out. A stainless steel car body would &quot;userp&quot; profits from the 3 big automakers and they couldn&#039;t stand by will John delorean stole all the profits on a car with out the rot out problem. Gm was the dirty dog that set John up to take the fall. Once he was &quot;dealt with&quot; Gm got back to making shitbox cars that had so many problems as to make the car a joke off the lot.  I truly hate GM and i hope they go out of buisness soon!!!!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To anyone who knows, the delorean was indeed produced!!! I rode in one many years back. A company in North texas still produces &#8220;new deloreans&#8221; for about 30K+ and orginal ones still fetch 12-20k on the open market. Look in hemmings motor news and you probably will find at least one for sale. The only reason that it failed as a car was because the automakers at the time were having serious problems with body rot out. A stainless steel car body would &#8220;userp&#8221; profits from the 3 big automakers and they couldn&#8217;t stand by will John delorean stole all the profits on a car with out the rot out problem. Gm was the dirty dog that set John up to take the fall. Once he was &#8220;dealt with&#8221; Gm got back to making shitbox cars that had so many problems as to make the car a joke off the lot.  I truly hate GM and i hope they go out of buisness soon!!!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on Guy finds out about his sister doing porn by http://www.howtostopmasturbating.com/excessive-masturbation/</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/guy-finds-out-about-his-sister-doing-porn.html/comment-page-1#comment-20465</link> <dc:creator>http://www.howtostopmasturbating.com/excessive-masturbation/</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:08:35 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=11608#comment-20465</guid> <description>This is terrible news. I can only imagine the heartbreak felt by that guy. Sigh*</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is terrible news. I can only imagine the heartbreak felt by that guy. Sigh*</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on Australia says cartoon sex is child porn by how to stop masturbation</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/12/australia-says-cartoon-sex-is-child-porn.html/comment-page-1#comment-20464</link> <dc:creator>how to stop masturbation</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:06:06 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=6365#comment-20464</guid> <description>As a mom, I do back this up. Last week, the mother of one of my kid&#039;s classmate reported that she saw his son masturbating to a cartoon, which is not even Hentai. :(</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a mom, I do back this up. Last week, the mother of one of my kid&#8217;s classmate reported that she saw his son masturbating to a cartoon, which is not even Hentai. <img src='http://guyism.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on Teacher fired for bikini pics ends up doing porn by how to stop masturbation</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/09/teacher-fired-for-bikini-pics-ends-up-doing-porn.html/comment-page-1#comment-20463</link> <dc:creator>how to stop masturbation</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:01:14 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=10612#comment-20463</guid> <description>The story is somehow tragic. Hopefully, this won&#039;t happen to other teachers, no matter how much we fantasize about them.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The story is somehow tragic. Hopefully, this won&#8217;t happen to other teachers, no matter how much we fantasize about them.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on You got your porn into my yoga by how to stop masturbation</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/05/you-got-your-porn-into-my-yoga.html/comment-page-1#comment-20462</link> <dc:creator>how to stop masturbation</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:50:26 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8984#comment-20462</guid> <description>She&#039;s hot! I&#039;ve heard that Souljah Boi is engaged to her. If true, then he is one lucky boy!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s hot! I&#8217;ve heard that Souljah Boi is engaged to her. If true, then he is one lucky boy!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on Flight attendant does porn, employer says, &quot;Cool&quot; by stop jerking off</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/03/flight-attendant-does-porn-employer-says-cool.html/comment-page-1#comment-20460</link> <dc:creator>stop jerking off</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:44:53 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=7930#comment-20460</guid> <description>That&#039;s quite a fair fight if you ask me. But morally, she better off remaining as a flight attendant.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s quite a fair fight if you ask me. But morally, she better off remaining as a flight attendant.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Comment on 8 reasons you wouldn&#8217;t really want to date a porn star by excessive male masturbation</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/01/8-reasons-you-wouldnt-really-want-to-date-a-porn-star.html/comment-page-1#comment-20459</link> <dc:creator>excessive male masturbation</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:40:51 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=37528#comment-20459</guid> <description>The points you raised are true indeed. However, they still deserve a loving man to be call their own.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The points you raised are true indeed. However, they still deserve a loving man to be call their own.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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