Here’s that ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2′ trailer you wanted

K. Thor Jensen Contributing Writer, Entertainment

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You wanted this, right? The Twilight saga is finally coming to a conclusion, leaving armies of Goth virgins looking for something else to do with their time. Here’s an idea: community service. After giving birth to Reneesme, the child with the dumbest name ever, Bella and Edward have to deal with a bunch of vampires setting out to kill them all. And the leader of them is like the swishiest bloodsucker I’ve ever seen. After the super-gross birthing scene in the last movie, I don’t even know what to expect here. Breaking Dawn: Part 2 opens on November 12th of this year.