Caption Contest!

Douglas Charles Managing Editor

UPDATE: This contest is complete. We have another contest coming up very soon so come on back! View the comments below to see the winner.

NOTE — IF ANY PRIZE GOES UNCLAIMED FOR TWO WEEKS, WE WILL HOLD ANOTHER CONTEST TO DETERMINE A NEW WINNER.

Time for another Caption Contest from on 205th magazine for a couple of great prizes! This time we will be giving away a first and a second prize. The first prize is the Ironman: Ultimate 2-Disc Edition DVD set (which is awesome), while the second prize is a book by KissingSuzyKolber.com’s (and WithLeather.com’s and Deadspin.com’s and so on) very own Big Daddy Drew, Drew Magary, entitled Men with Balls: The Professional Athlete’s Handbook (also pretty damn awesome). Contest ends Friday, October 17. So are you ready? Get to captioning!

crazy cat Caption Contest!

ironman Caption Contest!Ironman: Ultimate 2-Disc Edition DVD set (List: $39.99) Ironman is one of the best movies I have seen in a long time. It’s fun, cool, has badass toys, and Robert Downey, Jr. really made for an incredible Tony Stark (which I didn’t see coming). If you haven’t seen this flick, you’ll want to see it, and if you have seen it, it’s one movie that would be easy to watch more than once. It’s just that cool. Hell, AC/DC is heavily featured, how much better can it get than that?

Here’s a review from Amazon.com that I could have written: Comic book fans can breathe a sigh of relief. Hollywood did its homework with this one. Great action sequences, directing, acting, camera work–even the CGI looks amazing. Lots of great stuff here, very impressive.

balls Caption Contest!Men with Balls: The Professional Athlete’s Handbook. (List: $16.99) What can I say about this book? That is is fun to read? That it was hilarious? That it rips pretentious athletes while pretending to help them? That is was full of all sorts of insight on one of our favorite bloggers? Yes, yes, yes and yes. Things we learn… Drew “had to resort to making love to a peach once” when he was thirteen. That Drew is not black (For some reason I always thought he was). We also learn various sexual positions and moves named after athletes such as ‘The Ted Williams’, which goes like this: “Bring her to orgasm. Spend the next eighty years lecturing everyone within earshot about how you were able to do it.” Another thing we learn (or have confirmed) is that “ESPN is now a gigantic, soul-sucking collective that stays alive only by feeding itself its own crap.” Good stuff all around, people…

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