Cell phones never, EVER work in horror movies…

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 28th, 2009 at 11:00 am

If you are in a horror movie you might as well not even bother bringing your cell phone because there’s a 99.9% chance that it won’t get a signal no matter where you are. This montage of the most overused horror movie plot device this decade is more than enough proof of that…

So stupid…

H/T: Unreality

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