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Exclusive new images from ‘Parker’ starring Jason Statham
January 7, 2013 9:40 am
Exclusive as in nobody else has them except us. Now this is how you cast a legendary badass. Fans of Lee Child’s
novels were all pissed off when shrimpy Tom Cruise was cast as the hulking drifter. But nobody’s complaining about Jason Statham as Parker. He’s a perfect fit for the cold, calculating master thief who’s always a step ahead of the competition, and hopefully
will be the first installment of a healthy franchise. It’s coming from FilmDistrict, the studio that gave us
, and tells a twisted tale of Parker getting betrayed by a partner (
‘s Michael Chiklis) and left for dead, only to embark on a vengeance-fueled revenge spree with the help of a real estate agent played by Jennifer Lopez (who still looks damn fine). Pretty hyped for this one, all things considered.
opens January 25th.
-K. Thor Jensen
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