First trailer for ‘The Canyons,’ with Li-Lo and a porn star

K. Thor Jensen Contributing Writer, Entertainment

Follow @kthorjensen More from K. Thor Jensen >

This is gonna be huge, guys. Huge movie. Please pass that bucket of cocaine. So, The Canyons. Movie directed by Taxi Driver writer Paul Schrader. Sounds cool. Written by American Psycho‘s Bret Easton Ellis. That’s cool. Funded on Kickstarter. That’s… cool, I guess, but why do famous dudes have to hit up the proletariat for cash? And then they decided to spend that cash on lead actors Lindsay Lohan and James Deen, who is more famous for his penile exploits in XXX films. The first trailer has dropped, and I don’t really even have the words to describe it. Just watch it.