Gemma Arterton celebrated the new Bond film by almost showing cooch

From the world premiere of the new James Bond film Quantum of Solace in London.

See, it’s just kind of unfair. Like yes, Gemma Arterton looks great in this dress. She’s beautiful, has a phenomenal body, whatever. But instead of thinking about what a kickass movie this is going to be, I’m trying to use telekinesis to try to generate enough wind to blow up her cocktease of a skirt a little bit. It’s just distracting.

On the plus side, more women should dress like Vegas showgirls who work as whores on the side. It’s good for the economy. More blood sent to penises = more money spent on dates = more kids = more toys and baby food = more jobs = more Mexicans = Me buying more burritos. The system works!

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