Home Alone is an underrated scary movie

Posted by Chris Spags on October 30th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

I’m a big fan of trailer remixes and this one mixing Saw and Home Alone certainly tickles my trailer-remix bone. Not for the faint of heart, especially if you’re a wool cap-clad criminal.

Scary little kids are the worst. Like the dead girl in The Ring or those little mutants in Children of the Corn. Even if you adopt a kid like that little girl in Orphan, she SPOILER ALERT might end up being a midget hooker who’ll try to kill you END SPOILER ALERT. You need to keep little kids in check and hopefully from acquiring these powers. That’s why when I have kids I won’t give them enough of their daily allotment of protein. Keep them nice and weak, just in case. Also save money. Really a win/win.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.