I love Elizabeth Banks and want to run away with her to a tropical island

From the premiere of W in London…

I’m not saying she’s the hottest girl around. I’m not even saying that she has any one asset that’s better than any other girl in Hollywood. Maybe it’s the fact she’s in a new movie about making a porno or maybe it’s just how she retains a fable yet classy quality. There’s just something about Elizabeth Banks that makes me want to hold her and spoon feed her strawberries dipped in chocolate while that song that’s always in perfume commercials plays (you know, the “Sahhhh domwahhh domwahhhh *BWA BWA BWA BWA pan flute” one).

Also she’s blond, which helps. Did you know that blonds not only cure cancer, but also depression, anxiety, posttraumatic stress disorder, and diabetes? That’s why Rosie O’Donnell was always trying to eat Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

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