Kristen Stewart in a thong is all you need to know about ‘Clouds of Sils Maria’

In movies that you are never going to see news, here’s Kristen Stewart in a thong during the trailer for a film called Clouds of Sils Maria. I have no idea what the film is about, nor do I care. All I know is that this trailer has subtitles (immediate rejection status) and K-Stew making her usual pained faces then eventually ending up in a thong. I think that’s actually the film’s synopsis, by the way, but I’ll have to check IMDB just to be sure.

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