Lindsay Lohan is losing it again
I know, this isn’t news, but it’s still funny. So after finishing The Canyons, the Kickstarter-funded movie written by once-great writer and current Twitter troll Bret Easton Ellis, it was time for Lindsay Lohan to get some more work. We reported that she’d be appearing opposite Charlie Sheen in the opening sequence of the upcoming Scary Movie 5, and the duo just filmed their scenes last week.
And, of course, Li-Lo screwed it all up. Apparently she didn’t read the script before signing the contract, and when she found out that it was actually making fun of her, the petulant actress started pulling out all the stops to not do the job, according to the New York Post. Lohan skipped every rehearsal, missed her flight to the set, and even tried to claim that she had “walking pneumonia.” The film’s producers were in a panic, fearing that she’d just breach contract and they’d have to scramble up a replacement at the last minute. No wonder Lohan’s often considered uninsurable in Hollywood. Thankfully, after lawyers wrote Li-Lo a stern letter informing her that she would have to pay back all of the money and get sued for more, the actress deigned to fly to the set – after the production sent a private jet for her.
Listen, I wouldn’t be too crazy about being in a Scary Movie sequel. Especially if I had to kiss Charlie Sheen. But you know what? That’s what an actor’s job is. You go and you pretend for money. And obviously Lindsay needs money, because she’s complaining to Barack Obama that she’s paying too much in taxes.
@barackobama we also need to cut them for those that are listed on Forbes as “millionaires” if they are not, you must consider that as well
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 7, 2012
Okay, this is a little hard to parse (as most of Lindsay’s Tweets are) but apparently she’s mad because Forbes says she’s a millionaire and she’s not. Guess what, Lindsay: Playboy paid you a million dollars to show us your titties. You had a million dollars. That makes you a millionaire. If you bought a million dollars worth of drugs, you were still a millionaire.
This could also possibly relate to the fact that Li-Lo owes almost $100,000 in back taxes. God forbid she demean herself to actually acting to pay them off. How dare we even suggest that. Oh, she also Tweeted her support for Chris Brown a few days before that. Nowhere to go but down, baby.