Lindsay Lohan makes film crew strip for her sex scene
Oh, look, she did a weird thing. I’m fanning myself in shock like a Southern belle. Lindsay Lohan’s new project is The Canyons, a feature film that was funded on Kickstarter and written by American Psycho‘s Bret Easton Ellis. It also co-stars a male porno actor. So you can bet your college fund that we’re headed for some high-quality entertainment when this hot, greasy mess hits theaters. La Lohan had to film a sex scene for the flick (and as anybody who saw I Know Who Killed Me can attest, Lindsay Lohan sex scenes are hilarious) but for some reason lost her nerve.
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay balked at taking her top off for the scene and showing her jugs – despite recently doing it for Playboy – and wouldn’t do the scene until the 10-man crew all stripped down to their underwear in solidarity. What the hell, people? Amazingly enough, all of them eventually agreed, and the production went off without a hitch. Her co-star, dick for hire James Deen, allegedly gives the full Monty in the scene as well, but he didn’t have any demands before he whipped it out.
It’s amazing to me that Lindsay Lohan has any functioning shame neurons left anymore. Girl, you’ve been photographed nodding off from drugs in the front seat of a car. You’ve said dumber things on Twitter than anybody this side of Courtney Love. You’ve crashed more cars than Al Unser Jr. You should be happy anybody even cares about your tits at this point. I’d be surprised if any of the ten dudes in that room even popped a boner watching you fake it up there. They all know where you’ve been. Probably better than you do.