Megan Fox wants lesbian sex with Scarlett Johansson

Okay, that headline is a lie, but that’s my assumption as I read into this quote she gave in the new issue of Esquire (pics below) about how Scarlett Johansson kind of sucks. That’s how women say they like you, right? By insulting you? That’s what I tell myself when crying into my pillow at night so I’ll be damned if that’s wrong.

Megan Fox has taken a swipe at fellow sex symbol Scarlett Johansson, accusing the actress of showing off about her high IQ.

The Transformers star resents the assumption that sexy stars are unintelligent – but she insists she shouldn’t have to prove to anyone how smart she really is.

Fox tells American magazine Esquire, “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against. But I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned, to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.”

I’m kind of sick of seeing stuff about Megan Fox everywhere because Transformers comes out this summer, but you have to respect how she’ll say whatever about things and not really give a f. That’s a lot how I’d be like if I were a famous chick. Also I’d spend lots of time in front of mirrors masturbating. And I’d take lots of big cocks because, hey, I deserve no less. So yeah, basically it’d be my life now, but with less self-loathing and more Miu Miu bags.

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