My Little Pony: The Movie

Posted by Chris Spags on May 7th, 2009 at 9:13 am

Since the extremely lazy entertainment community is almost out of 80s ideas to bastardize, this may not be that far away from reality. Check out this quite well-done spoof trailer for My Little Pony: Reign of Buttercup Sprinkles.

Now’s a great time to be a movie maker, assuming you’re creatively bereft and like money. Just search “80s kids show” on Google, check out some YouTube clips, figure out a way to make the characters come into our modern day world and then Mad Lib a script together (my suggestion: have the characters come from an alternate dimension that’s just like ours, only inhabited by their people). Slap in some hot tits and everybody will be like, “WOW! THE SNORKS HAVE NEVER SEEMED SO BADASS!”

The ponies are due for a rebellion though. You saw Horsegag, I’m sure. That was just the beginning. Soon we’ll all have footlong horse members filling up our orifices. Try to hide your excitement.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.