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Roger Ebert reviews Zack and Miri Make a Porno (which I personally can’t wait to see). Creepiness ensues.

“Zack and Miri Make a Porno,” as the title hints, is about Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) making a porno. “I don’t know bleep about directing,” Smith once confided to me. “But I’m a bleeping good writer.”

He is. Since he likes to eat, I will describe him in food terms. He isn’t a gourmet chef, supplying little nuggets of armadillo surrounded by microscopic carrots and curlicues of raspberry-avocado-mint juice. He’s the kind of chef I’ve valued for a lifetime, the kind you see behind the ledge in a Formica diner, pulling down new orders from revolving clips. The kind of diner where the waitresses wear paper Legionnaire hats, pop their gum, and say, “What ya havin’ today, hon?”

In Kevin Smith’s fantasy diner, the waitresses at this joint strip naked and have noisy lesbian sex, and then Jose the busboy joins in the fun. They all scream loudly: “Bleep, you bleeping bleep! I bleep your bleep! Bleep! Bleep! I’m bleeping bleeping!”

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