Reminder: The 80s sucked worse than you recall

Posted by Chris Spags on March 16th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

I mentioned this recently but it bears repeating…people have this sort of wistful look at the 80s like it was good. All it really gave us was AIDS and Muppets. For example, check out this awful scene from the movie Teen Witch.

It really brings to mind that being “cool” is totally a subjective thing. While anyone watching this would think, “Wow, what a douche,” this poor little retarded girl not only wants to f him, but also be like him. So does that make him cool, that this one girl is so infatuated with what he has to offer, in spite of himself? The answer: No. This little retarded girl would clearly f a guy in a Chuck E. Cheese costume if he had a boombox and a flat-top wig on. Not that we all wouldn’t, mind you, I’m just saying. Something about a rat that reminds you of Kid and/or Play who can also provide you with free pizza is a real aphrodisiac.

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