Scarlett Johansson is bursting with Spirit

From the premiere of The Spirit in Los Angeles…

I’ve heard this movie blows from various sources but if there’s one thing that doesn’t blow (or, ideally, would blow in a more meaningful way that results in a mess on her cute little cheekbones) is Scarlett Johansson. I don’t get how she’s in so many movies that people don’t care about or that kind of suck. She has some obvious talents that, when utilized successfully, will make your movie really stand out. I never saw Lost in Translation but I’m pretty sure it’d be the cinematic equivalent of monkeys jerking each other off with their feet if it didn’t have Scarlett Johansson parading around in little panties in the opening.

All I’m saying is that if you want me to care about your movie, the words “Scarlett Johansson”, “bikini”, and “lesbian oil wrestling” might want to be involved in the synopsis. Think OUTSIDE the box.

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