Snakes on a Plane's TV edit is interesting

I wanted to post it yesterday but with so much compelling timely content (squirrels sucking each other’s balls?!?!? Can’t hold that one!), didn’t get around to it. Here’s an edit of Samuel L. Jackson’s Snakes on a Plane when airing on FX.

That is so true. I hate snakes like crazy but snakes that FIGHT MONKEYS? What assholes. How could you possibly fight a monkey? They’re so cute when they’re not ripping the face off of a woman in Connecticut while stoned off of wine and pills.

I saw Snakes on a Plane and I can tell you that the only way a TV edit would help the movie is by editing out pretty much all the awfulness in the movie. Which means that the movie would be about three minutes long consisting of the topless scene and a scene where Samuel L. Jackson punches a snake in the face. There are more entertaining bouts with diarrhea than this movie. At least with that, there’s a chance you won’t know what’s coming.

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