VIDEO: A collection of movies/TV saying “I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you”

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I always enjoy these collections of movie clips doing the same clichés and the latest in the series of them involves the overused phrase, “I could tell you..but then I’d have to kill you.” It gets a bit douchechill-inducing at parts.

I definitely agree this once-”cute” little phrase has lost its luster. Here’s my one-pronged solution to fix it…add “and then have sex with you” to the end of the phrase. Not only will you have taken this cliché and made it your own, staring straight at the person without cracking a smile will show you mean business. Sexy business.

I Could Tell You But I’d Have To Kill You [Buzzfeed]

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