Watchmen as a Saturday morning cartoon

I’ll be going to see Watchmen tonight even though I’m not a nerd and misplaced my virginity a long-time ago. I tend to think comics are for fags and people who should be removed from their lunch money, but the movie has rape and a blue guy floating around without wearing pants. How could I not love it? Anyway someone turned it into a hokey 80s Saturday morning cartoon and it’s brilliant.

You know, in hindsight, the 80s were f’ing stupid. Like it’s cool to look back and go, “Ha, the 80s!” and yuck it up but what a stupid time. Everyone thought they were such hot crap with their leather and their cocaine but what did the 80s really contribute to us? It’s like a crapty relationship that time passes and you look back and you’re like, “Yeah, we did have some good times,” but then realize that she gave you syphilis and had her dad f your face while you were sleeping. That’s what the 80s are to me. Borderline-incestuous facef’ing.

[thanks to one of my other favorite timekiller sites GorillaMask for the embed]

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