World’s most whipped man pays $175,000 for Carrie Bradshaw closet
Chris Spags A retired businessman in Long Island decided his “Sex and the City” devotee wife was a fine woman so he opted to A) Recreate Carrie Bradshaw’s closet in the movie sequel to the popular series and B) Cut off his testicles and present them to her in a satchel. Well, I presume “B”. He actually did “A”, though.
The anonymous businessman hired “Sex and the City” set designer Lydia Marks and her business partner Lisa Frantz to turn a 400-square-foot guest bedroom into the closet women creamed themselves over in the film.
The duo also catered to some of the wife’s personal belongings, inventorying and measuring each item in her wardrobe to have an individual space for everything.
The closet can hold over 400 pairs of shoes, dozens of handbags, and racks of clothes organized by the designer along with drawers filled with sunglasses, jewelry, and other trinkets.
“They made my dream come true,” the wannabe Carrie Bradshaw told the New York Post.
That’s obviously a big win for this woman. She’d better be burying bodies or soliciting 20-year-old cheerleader threesomes for this guy for this guy to come even remotely close to justifying this purchase, though. Because no matter how much I made in my life, no matter how awesome my life is going as a retiree, there is no way I can authorize getting your wife a closet based on “Sex and the City”. It’d be less emasculating to sleep with cabana boys who barely English like Samantha on the show than to take people on a tour of your house and have to go, “And this is my wife’s closet. It’s modeled after the one in the ‘Sex and the City’ movie.” Even if God were a woman, she’d have to strike you down out of principle.
Better than ‘Sex’ [NY Post]
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